Totalitarian Institutions That Would Have Been More Fitting for George Orwell’s 1984, Considering How That Year Turned Out.

Chapter Titles from My Creationist Textbook

And my current favorite, possibly for its obscure reference to a once-popular mid-90s alternative grrl-rock anthem I continue to love and know the lyrics to and in which my friends and I used to replace the word “seether” with “beaver”:

Ways One Could, In Theory, Fight the Seether