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When we got to the Big Gay Party in Downtown Disney on Saturday night, we’d arrived just as Peter Paige, formerly “Emmett” on Queer As Folk, arrived as well.

Just as security was finishing me off, his staff handler came running down the stairs yelling, “Oh, don’t worry about him, he’s fine,” as security started giving Peter the ol’ “wand.” Well, it was really just a wand.

I started to walk up the stairs and BAM! Peter and I walked right into each other!

I’m not good with celebrities (please, I’m from Wisconsin farmland), so I was immediately overcome. I turned red. Oh my god, I’m so sorry, I stammered. We each took a step back.

Then we both took a step forward. BAM! We bumped into each other again.

Peter laughed. I nearly died. I ran past him up the stairs, engaged in a full-body blush, stammering more apologies as I ducked into the crowd.

*sigh*