“Something is different about you….. Oh! You stopped wearing glasses.”

“Yes. In May.”

“You….got a haircut.”

“Yes…”

“There’s more?”

“A few things.”

“…new shirt?”

* * * * * * * *

“You dyed your hair!”

“Yes.”

[quiet] “Wow….do you like it?”

* * * * * * * *

“Why didn’t you talk to me about this first?”

* * * * * * * *

“Without your beard, you look like a 10…year-old.”