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There are two things you need to know before this story begins. 1. My father says rude and inappropriate things, often about my mother. He had a stroke a few years ago. Their relationship has been rocky (which is a little like saying that Lindsay Lohan likes to drink). 2. My boyfriend is African American.
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Raise your hand if you think The Golden Girls is timeless. My boyfriend’s favorite episode is the one where the girls are mistaken for hookers. It’s the one where Rose details her “bitter butter memories,” recounting the time she lost the “Butter Queen” title due to some malicious “churn-tampering.” The one where Blanche calls her
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Think deer season. 1. Imagine, if you can, a (mostly) undereducated host of men in neon orange vests and camo. The outfits alone are enough to make me gag. In case you need a visual. Oooh, he almost makes me want to go bear hunting. Grrr, honey. 2. Now, give them guns and tell them
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Come closer. Take off your pants. I want to sew them. Seriously, is anyone watching Project Runway? I mean, besides Sarah Jessica Parker, who only watched for herself anyway, and who had to make sure the gays still loved her after her turn as a throat-clogged homophobe in The Family Stone. The gays–we hate nothing
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The 2007 AIDS Walk in Atlanta is approaching in five days, and I am excited to be participating because the walk will benefit twelve organizations, which I will list at the end of the entry. In these last few days I am pumping up my fundraising efforts. You can help out and have the chance
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This was the Quote of the Day on my Google startpage: A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child. – HL Mencken
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