(With minor paraphrasing)

E: Anne Carson’s translations of Catullus were amazing.
J: Yes, they were.
C: P.S., Catullus was a big queer, I think.
J: How do you know?!
C: Because he took it up the butt.
J: What, did they have a video?
C: Yes, it’s called Greeks Gone Wild.
J: Imagine those hieroglyphs.